Various Uses For a Fire Exit

11 10 2008

Fire exits are arguably one of the most underutilized spaces invented by humans. It’s only meant for one purpose and that’s to provide an easy access in case of fire, earthquake, or even a nuclear attack. Other than that, the fire exit is a total waste of space that ought to be put to good use. Here are some things that fire exits can be used for.

1.A Secret Meeting Place

If you want to discuss sensitive information without getting caught, the fire exit is a sure-fire choice. The fire exit is usually empty during normal days and most of them don’t have cameras that can put you into trouble. Whether you’re planning to create a new world order or simply planning a night out, the fire exit is a discreet and great way of doing things in a surreptitious manner.

2. Motel Room

Yeap that’s right, if you and your girl can no longer contain the itch, the fire exit is a good place to let off some steam. The great thing about the fire exit as a substitute for the motel room is that, there is a slight chance of getting caught and it is big enough to give you enough time to flee. That means there is more excitement, which makes sex even more enticing. If you’re quite adventurous, you can even smile at the security camera and leave before someone catches you. Just be ready for the succeeding sex scandal that might blow up anytime after doing it.

3.Smoking Areas

The fire exit is rarely used, so it’s definitely the best place if you can no longer resist the urge to smoke. For a smoker, being trapped inside a no-smoking area for several hours can prove to excruciating. So before you exhibit signs of withdrawal, find a fire exit and light a cigarette in there. The fact is, the smoker can instantly feel the symptoms of withdrawal without lighting a stick for only a couple of hours. So instead of straying too far to get that life-inducing puff, go to the fire exit and light a cigarette.

4. A Pest Diversion

If you’re living in an apartment building, chances are, you have to deal with pests that seem to sprout just about anywhere. Because of that, these little critters are always a problem. Instead of wasting so much time and money buying the most sophisticated pesticides out there, putting some leftover food in the fire exit and using it as a diversion will certainly help. So how will you do it? Put some leftover food in the fire exit, then kill those pesky little critters with some old-school pesticides.

5.A Hangout Place

For the college and high school peeps out there, it’s hard to pick a nice spot to hang out because the best places are already occupied by the bigger groups and not to mention older groups. Instead of being nomadic, the fire exit will serve as a great place for you and your friends to waste time and just do anything that you want without the usual annoying faces in the campus. The fire exit is where you can eat, have fun, and even study and the great thing is, you don’t have to deal with annoying crowds at all. If that’s not enough, the fire exit can give protection against the sun and rain.

So why waste time looking for that perfect place to hangout? The fire exit is readily available and it’ll give you that perfect recluse whenever you need one.


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